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Egyptian, Israeli, you name it. I am spokeswoman
for all people. Or at least all people with
a slutty imagination.
I finished typing the details of my hero
and heroine's erogenous zones and switched
scenes to the apartment of the gourmet chief
who was about to be bludgeoned to death
with a large toaster oven. How long would
it take him to die? Ten minutes, fifteen
I started at the sound of my buzzer going
off. I checked the time on the bottom right
of my computer screen. Shit. My hands balled
up into two tight fists. There's nothing
worse than walking away from a keyboard
while on a roll. I tapped ctrl S and walked
to the entryway to buzz in my guests. I
listened as the sound of heavy heels trailed
by rubber soles pounded up three stories
worth of stairs.
"How are you holding up?" Dena
gave my arm a quick squeeze
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